May222013
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Look, no one is for rape. But that doesn’t mean the nanny state tax-and-spend solution is the answer. A government handout—for law enforcement or otherwise—just, to quote Rep. Paul Ryan, “lulls able-bodied people into lives of complacency and dependency.” All this feminist hand-waving about rape is really just about turning women into victims hooked on federal aid. Real feminists want women to be strong and pick themselves up by their bootstraps, instead of living their lives depending on things like police showing up to your house when you call 911.

I have three words for you women who don’t want rapists breaking into your house: Get. A. Job. That way, you can earn money and pay for a private security firm to guard your house while you sleep. That’s the sort of private enterprise and self-reliance that this country was built on. Government is absolutely terrible at job creation, after all. If they restored those federal funds to Josephine County, where the rape took place, or passed the public safety levy that the patriotic conservative voters rejected, how many cops would they have hired? Ten? Twenty? Even if they hired 100 police officers, that’s fewer jobs created than if every household in the county hired a private security officer to prevent rapists from getting into their houses.

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This bullshit article on slate.com got me mad af rn (via queen-of-everything)

……is this real fucking life right now

is this supposed to be satire because you can’t call this satire

(via satanic2chainz)

I’ll give this man a hypothetical that he meant satire (slate?) and say fuck him cause I have heard conversations that mirror this from the many libertarian jerks in my office.

Now I’m no English major, but doesn’t that mean you failed at satire? Isn’t that Poe’s Law? Your satire sucks so hard it’s indistinguishable from real life bullshit? 

(via satanic2chainz)
4PM

Man's attempt to videotape ghosts proves something more shocking

A MAN who set up a video camera to capture paranormal activity in his kitchen instead recorded evidence of his partner engaging in a sexual relationship with his 16-year-old son, the Supreme Court heard today.

(Source: satanic2chainz)

jesus fuck christ need to get off the internet 

3PM
jasencomstock: LOOK AT ME MAKE A DISASTER ABOUT MY PET PROJECT AND ALSO I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY

jasencomstock:

LOOK AT ME MAKE A DISASTER ABOUT MY PET PROJECT AND ALSO I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY

(Source: blackatheists)

jesus that guy's a douche 

1PM

(Source: missdearden)

such a snarky shit 

12PM

(Source: martinlkennedy, via mercurialblonde)

now that's some nice comics 

9AM
I need one of the for pint whiskey bottles, preferably Jameson bottles. 

I need one of the for pint whiskey bottles, preferably Jameson bottles. 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
May212013

For the record

thedrunkenminstrel:

twentysomethingfloater:

benito-cereno:

Following my mention of the CBR poll for “definitive Superman writer” and subsequent impassioned plea that people recognize the contributions of prolific Golden and Silver Age writer Otto Binder, he finished ultimately in fifth place, which is better than I could ever have hoped.

Thanks to everyone who took up the cause and voted.

He finished higher than Alan Moore, that’s hilarious.

Otto Binder created half of the Superman universe. Alan Moore wrote like four stories for the character.

I know, it’s just funny in the context of CBR’s audience. You’d figure he’d get screwed over in relation to people who’d vote Alan Moore just because.

6PM

For the record

benito-cereno:

Following my mention of the CBR poll for “definitive Superman writer” and subsequent impassioned plea that people recognize the contributions of prolific Golden and Silver Age writer Otto Binder, he finished ultimately in fifth place, which is better than I could ever have hoped.

Thanks to everyone who took up the cause and voted.

He finished higher than Alan Moore, that’s hilarious.

6PM

I swear, almost hit a man from another company at work today.

Over 60 year old man stands there with such a slappable, condescending look on him face, tries to get me to do his work for free, and closes it off with a boy.

I need to find a new job where I’m not usually the only person under 40 in the room.

3PM
lickypickystickyme: theweekmagazine: Why NASA is funding a 3D pizza printer You could argue that the different eras of human history have been defined by a few key innovations. Advancements in agriculture some 10,000 years ago allowed our nomadic ancestors to finally stay put in one place. Alexander Graham Bell and his rivals changed telecommunications forever in the 19th century with the advent of the phone. The Internet’s rise in the ’90s sparked an era of boundless information, and the smartphone in 2007 put that information in the palm of our hands. All of which is sure be to eclipsed by what could be mankind’s greatest achievement to date. Behold: The 3D pizza printer. the world is gonna end. there’s nothing more to aspire.

lickypickystickyme:

theweekmagazine:

Why NASA is funding a 3D pizza printer

You could argue that the different eras of human history have been defined by a few key innovations. Advancements in agriculture some 10,000 years ago allowed our nomadic ancestors to finally stay put in one place. Alexander Graham Bell and his rivals changed telecommunications forever in the 19th century with the advent of the phone. The Internet’s rise in the ’90s sparked an era of boundless information, and the smartphone in 2007 put that information in the palm of our hands.

All of which is sure be to eclipsed by what could be mankind’s greatest achievement to date. Behold: The 3D pizza printer.

the world is gonna end. there’s nothing more to aspire.

(via le-kif-kif)

125K ain't funding shit fucking joke R&D funding is in this country but somewhere some asshole is getting a few million to create better dick pills 

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